Yeah so I've been sleeping on my cash for 6 months. It just piles and piles up. What I want to do is get an international bank account but I don't know enough about it. In a perfect world, I'd be able to walk up to an ATM anywhere in the world and deposit the money into this offshore account. The Canadian government would have no idea what's going on. I could pay bills in Canada through autmatic debit from this account. I could withdraw cash from this account anywhere in the world. Oh yeah, one more thing. I would also be able to do internet banking and apply for a mortgage using the bank details.. maybe even apply to my own offshore bank for a mortgage?? Is any of this stuff possible?