Boat Jokes...

In Hawaii, do they laugh loudly, or is it just "a low ha".

This…

A Baptist Minister, a Catholic Priest, and a Jewish Rabbi meet every Wednesday for lunch.
Today the subject of how to handle the offering money came up…
The Baptist said, “I take all the offering money, draw a circle on the ground, say a prayer and throw it all up towards the sky. Whatever money falls inside the circle I keep, the rest goes to God’s ministry.”
The priest says “ I too draw a circle, say a prayer, throw the lot upwards and I keep what falls outside the circle, the rest is Gods”.
These two look at the Rabbi questioningly?
He finishes his kosher sandwich and says, “Vell! God being God, I dispense with this circle monkey business and toss the money upwards with this prayer-God! You keep everything you need!”

Cowboys would put a lantern on their saddle at night so they could find their way home. This was was early............ Saddle Light Navigation