"BUY/SELL/TRADE From Boats to Parts....wives included" is the Title for this section.....!!! And yet.....not one wife is listed..!?
Perhaps some of us didn't realize that we could trade our wifes for boats. Maybe we can get the length of the boat to equal the age of the wife?
3 Ds Actually, itZ a lawyer thing - for as the sign at my local barristers "Duey, Cheatam & Howe" sayz, "Drunk-driving, Drugs and Divorces" - tHatZ what keeps our practice in business. Yikes!
The length of the boat needs to be an inverse relation to the age of the wife. The bigger the boat, the younger the wife.