That's a bit disturbing, especially for anyone who's been stuck in a rental Sebring anytime in the last... 14 years? Almost more of an April Fool's headline!
Does anyone remember a spoof book from the '80s called 'Yatching'?
It had some great funny advertisments like 'Balecraft' (for obvious reasons) and silly articles about restoreing classic no-hopers. I have a copy somewhere in the loft.