[FISHTIGUA]

These two rabbits manage to escape from a Testing Lab. They struggle under the guard wires and make it into the next field. Freedom.

Heaven, utter heaven. Mile after mile of carrots, they stuff their faces until not one more carrot is possible.

The next morning, with a very satisfied waddle, they make way to the next meadow. Through the fence they see waves of wild herbs, wild berries and a crystal stream bubbling and glittering. The day is spent pigging-out to the full.

After a full night's sleep they move a little further on through the valley and discover a warren of other rabbits. Loads and loads of girl-bunnies.

Well rabbits being rabbits, they did what rabbits do best; ALL NIGHT!

Very late the next day the small rabbit turns to his friend and annouce's

'Well, I'm heading back to the Test Lab'

'Are you crazy?' replies the other 'We've just had the best 3 days of our lives and you want to go back to the Lab?'

'Yeah' he replies 'It's just that I really fancy a cigarette'.

[brian eiland]

Towards the end a day at the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden . . .POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She says angrily, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!

Then POOF! . . she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, FRED!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SWING!!!