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07-13-2007, 09:06 AM
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#1 | | Publisher/Administrator
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: South Florida
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| FREE 2007 Lazzara Calendars!
Guys,
We have a mole at Lazzara that snuck out of the stockroom with a dozen 2007 calendars. I'm not one to deal in stolen merchandise, so I need to get rid of 'em before Dick Lazzara finds out and feeds me to an IPS drive! But first, let's have some fun! The top-10 best completions to the following lead-in will receive a calendar... "I love Lazzara because... "
Good luck! |
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07-13-2007, 04:25 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Devon UK
Posts: 125
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"I love Lazzara because...
The G Force Keeps The Women On The Deck" |
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07-13-2007, 05:45 PM
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#3 | | YF Associate Writer
Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Coral Gables/Ft. Laud., FL
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"I love Lazzara because...of the innovative spirits of Brad, Dick, and, rest his soul, father Vince, who, over the years (from the Gulfstar sailboats and early Viking motoryachts twenty years ago) pushed the envelope of design and engineering and forced the stodgier builders to get off the schneid.
Mainly I love 'em because, if there is a pinnacle where top Italian and American boatbuilding meet, these guys own it."
In my humble opinion, as always.
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07-13-2007, 10:12 PM
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#4 | | Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Amelia Island, Floriduh USA
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| Quote: | Originally Posted by YachtForums Guys, We have a mole at Lazzara that snuck out of the stockroom with a dozen 2007 calendars...The top-10 best completions to the following lead-in will receive a calendar... "I love Lazzara because... " Good luck!  | "I love Lazzara because they come with D cup holders."
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Last edited by dreamsfloatjoe : 07-13-2007 at 10:13 PM.
Reason: oops, I make wrong mistake.
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07-14-2007, 06:41 AM
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#5 | | Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Leiden Netherlands
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"I love Lazzara because...of the excellent view through the windscreen"
"I love Lazzara because of the excellent features of their onboard options"
Seeing this I guess LSX is a short for "Lustrous Sensual Xtras"?
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07-14-2007, 02:19 PM
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#6 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: SE Connecticut
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"I love Lazzara because...I'm far to old to attract beautiful women on my looks alone."
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07-19-2007, 11:11 PM
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#7 | | YachtForums Publisher
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: South Florida
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We have some winners here! Anyone else...?
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07-20-2007, 03:39 AM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fowey in Cornwall and North Devon UK
Posts: 128
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"I love Lazzara [calenders] because... July reminds me of my wife!"
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07-20-2007, 09:42 AM
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#9 | | Registered User
Join Date: May 2004 Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 55
| "I love Lazzara because.
They are sculptures on water
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07-20-2007, 12:48 PM
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#10 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Palm Beach to Ft Lauderdale
Posts: 810
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"I Love Lazzara because...
...each model has curvacious lines, beautiful bows, and stylish sterns...and they make nice yachts, too"
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07-20-2007, 01:12 PM
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#11 | | YF News Associate
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Caribbean
Posts: 2,909
| I love Lazzara because...
Of this wonderful mathematical equation
Speed + Comfort + Lines on the open seas = beautiful models 'up front'
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07-20-2007, 03:31 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Pac West
Posts: 146
| Quote: | Originally Posted by revdcs "I love Lazzara [calenders] because... July reminds me of my wife!" |
I love Lazzara [calenders] because... July *is* my wife!"
/FYP.
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07-25-2007, 08:52 AM
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#13 | | YachtForums Publisher
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Simply amazing... last month, we had 203,000 visitors, yet we can barely get 10 people to respond to a free calendar? OK... I need mailing addresses from everyone on this thread. The calendars will ship next week. Send your vitals to...
Carl (at) YachtForums (dot) com
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07-25-2007, 09:02 AM
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#14 | | Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Amelia Island, Floriduh USA
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...I need mailing addresses from everyone on this thread...Send your vitals to... Carl (at) YachtForums (dot) com
| ..........http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x.../aw_shucks.gif
Done.
Thank You Carl!
Enjoy your journey,
Dreams Float Joe
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07-25-2007, 10:19 AM
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#15 | | YF Associate Writer
Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Coral Gables/Ft. Laud., FL
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| Quote: | Originally Posted by YachtForum Simply amazing... last month, we had 203,000 visitors, yet we can barely get 10 people to respond to a free calendar? OK... I need mailing addresses from everyone on this thread. The calendars will ship next week. Send your vitals to...
Carl (at) YachtForums (dot) com |
Maybe they were hoping for Marquis calendars(?)
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