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BABY ROAMER SAVED BY TRAVLINMAN!
Crying baby left abandoned by its mother.. National Hero hears cries from afar... She's Aluminum! She's Aluminum! Diapers may be soiled but can be washed, hull natural (AL-Atomic#13) not plastic. She's got some Glass... or is that Class or is it both?... As her props hyperventilate... "I want my MAYPO!"
Hopefully Papa Roamer shows up on Homer Roamer thread soon.. Baby Roamer needs mentor! Papa Roamer claims Mama Romer was unfaithful Romer, she broke her Marriage Bows so Pappa kicked her transom... baby left abandoned.
Meanwhile back in port, Family, Kinfolk and Fans eagerly await while baby slowly grows into a fine young Roamer... Report Cards encouraged.
Wait.. Pappa Roamer coming soon to mentor Baby Roamer.. cries heard from afar... stay tuned....
Atomic 13 (Now that's a cool name for an aluminum Roamer)