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Old 09-23-2009, 04:04 PM   #125
FISHTIGUA
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A buddy of mine has been posted to Switzerland for the last 2 years. He has recently married a local girl.

"Whats she like?"

"Oh, utterly amazing. With one hand she can cook breakfast, the other makes the bed. One foot can be vacuuming while the other paints."

"What do you call her?"

"The Swiss Army Wife."
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