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brian eiland · 12-14-2007, 09:13 AM

Noah closed and seals the door to the Arc, then he turns around to address the animals aboard the ship.... "I don't know what you've been told" he said, "This isn't going to be a pleasure cruise. 40 days and 40 nights with minimum food, water and space. You replenish the earth,... AFTER you get off the boat. NO SEX ON THIS VESSEL! To make sure this happens, we're going to confiscate all males' privates, and you will be given a receipt. Turn it in as you leave and you'll get your organ back."

Two weeks out the Rabbit wakes up and nudges his wife.... "Did we hit land yet?" "No" she replied, "Go back to sleep."

A couple of weeks later he woke up again.... "Did we hit land yet?" "No, no" she replied again, "Why are you so excited?"

The rabbit drew near and wispered softly.... "I've got the horse's receipt."."

12-14-2007, 09:13 AM	#65
brian eiland Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Washington DC, Annapolis MD, Thailand Posts: 686	Another Noah & the Arc Moment Noah closed and seals the door to the Arc, then he turns around to address the animals aboard the ship.... "I don't know what you've been told" he said, "This isn't going to be a pleasure cruise. 40 days and 40 nights with minimum food, water and space. You replenish the earth,... AFTER you get off the boat. NO SEX ON THIS VESSEL! To make sure this happens, we're going to confiscate all males' privates, and you will be given a receipt. Turn it in as you leave and you'll get your organ back." Two weeks out the Rabbit wakes up and nudges his wife.... "Did we hit land yet?" "No" she replied, "Go back to sleep." A couple of weeks later he woke up again.... "Did we hit land yet?" "No, no" she replied again, "Why are you so excited?" The rabbit drew near and wispered softly.... "I've got the horse's receipt."."