Two guys out fishing on the ocean, one lands a fish.
Suddenly the fish speaks, "
If you release me, you can have any wish you want."
The guy throws the fish back into the water and wishes the whole sea would change into the finest beer there is. By golly, this happens, the sea turns into beer.
Astonished, his mate replies, "you stupid ***, now we have to pee in the boat" !
