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Old 03-29-2007, 10:53 AM   #57
Angelus
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Starts as a boat joke

One of the Yachts I worked on once long ago sank in the South Pacific. The Captain, American Feddy App'n, the first mate Pieter whos Dutch and the chinese cook.Mi Lie, managed to swim ashore. They were on a delivery so no one was killed.. Standing on this little island Freddy immediately takes charge. He says.
"Pieter you go find wood cos we need to build a fire, Mi Lie, you take care of the suplies and I'll take care of the rest.. We meet back here in 3 hours. OK?"

They all disappeared to carry out there assignments

3hrs later Freddy and Pieter are looking for the chinese cook.

"Where the hell is he says Freddy,,,".... All of a sudden theres a loud shriek,, then Out of the tree above them jumps Mi Lie Shrieking at the top of his voice

""SUPPLIZE ! ! !""

Well not exactly about boats but thats exactly how I tell it in Public... Verbal version is better BTW
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