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Being an engineer, I have always been partial to engineer's jokes, and I know this is straying from the subject of boats, but here goes....
An architect, an artist, and an engineer were sitting at lunch one day, and they were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?" queried the others, in surprise.
"Sure," said the engineer. "If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each think that you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
Engineers, Take Two:
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The seond engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Eric W. Sponberg
Naval Architect
St. Augustine, FL
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