I had to take a big, hairy engineer out for dinner the other night. He was over for a survey.
We went to an Italian restaurant and the waiter gave us these large, quilted menus.
Not wishing to look ignorant he looked up and down the menu looking for something he recognised, he turned to the waiter and nodded.
"I'll have the 'paggeoni' please" in his best Italian accent.
The waiter looks over his shoulder and says
" Signore, that says Page One"
